Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Stark Reminds GOP Leader Elvis Is Really Dead

...Or, is he? Ask Eric Cantor
OFFICE SAYS CANTOR IS ARGUING BASIC MATH Republicans took over control of the House of Representatives today, but instead of moping about the capitol, Rep. Pete Stark’s office took a playful jab at comments made by Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) questioning the nonpartisanship of the Congressional Budget Office. Cantor told The New York Times he doubted its estimate that health care reform will save $1 trillion from the deficit.

Stark’s office used the insinuation to take a shot at the new Republican majority leader. “While many Republicans have argued with basic science in the climate change debate,” they wrote, “Eric Cantor has become the first Republican to argue with basic arithmetic.”

To illustrate their point, the press release pointed out other “common misconceptions” for the congressman’s edification. Included were links that refute the myth toilets in the Southern hemisphere swirl in a different direction, illustrating Elvis Presley is, in fact, dead (death certificate of The King included), Shania Twain is not related to Mark Twain and french fries originated in Belgium, not France.

Critics may fault Stark’s office for such shenanigans, but the start of the 112th Congress begins today. It is snowing in Washington. What else is there to do?

UPDATE: Cantor's comments may have been in anticipation of a report Thursday from the CBO estimating the cost of the Republican health care plan would add $230 billion to the deficit over the next decade.


And the bay area cant wait until Stark is really dead.

First to post something "mean" about that old son of a bitch!


You bum. I wanted to be the first. Anyway, how come the scumbags in Starks office didn't show the real birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama??? The guy and anyone who supports him is toilet scum.

Manuel...Barack Obama has a birth certificate, however it proves something that would make him ineligable to be President, but no one cares about that because he's black.

None the less, its been proven over and over again that he's a U.S. citizen, however, not a natural born citizen (two different things).

And its proven that Pete is an asshole. That, even he would agree to. As are the stupid liberal dipshits that vote for him.

If people in the east bay would stop acting like they really care about pieces of shit that abuse the system, we'd be really well off.

Consider what I say mean or hate but its no different then what most idiots here say.


Wow! You guys are so intelligent you have to resort to swearing and name calling. That will sure make us see your point. Chill out.

I did not know French fries are from Belgium. Thanks Pete!

I never seen a Kenyan Birth Certificate. How about showing some of the college transcripts of that Obama. Bet they weren't a 4.0. But, then mediocrity is held in high honor by Democrats and idiots who vote for Pete Stark.

Anonymous, use of "swear words" does not mean a person is unintelligent; Barack Obama, Pete Stark, they swear.

Name calling? I am not the first on here. You don't have to read my opinion.

As for seeing my point, you don't have to. Most asshats live in a fantasyland and can't come to reality with the truth.


Give me a break. You are like all the rest on here. Another know it all. Big talk behind no name and a computer. You need more help then me.

Happy to let you say that to my face.


Hey Paul...

Dont even bother with 90% of these dunderheads.

They'll all split fish!

Oh, Mr. Bigshot Talent Agent is back. Are you doing the podcast this week?

Why? Do miss my voice? You know you can at least tip us if you get off on it.

Check with Steve on the podcast status. I did the last one and there hasn't been one since.

Any opportunity to verbally black-eye a majority of the listeners, I'll take it.

(Note how many people post on here on Friday & Saturday nights. What a life.)

Yeah, Big Shot Talent Scout. We like listening to your crap. I can't wait to hear you discuss that crook that tried to run down that cop the other day and these tards that are defending the criminal.

You really need to pay attention or get a new attempt at insulting me, I was never a talent scout.

If you think I'll agree with anyone defender a criminal, you are stupidly mistaken.

No Big Shot, I want to hear you rip them a new one!!! Quit being so sensitive.

I'm the least sensitive person here...pay attention.

C'mon big mouth. It's been over a month. Let's hear what you've got to say. Oh yeah, pull up your pants, tuck in your shirt, put on some real shoes and look like a man!

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