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Thursday, December 27, 2012

2012 Year In Lists: Top 5 Best/Worst Dressed Politcians in the East Bay

 
Best Dressed East Bay Politicians
Mary Hayashi in Oct. 2011.
Mary Hayashi – No joke! Who, other than Hayashi, could have the balls to show up for her hearing for shoplifting from Neiman Marcus dressed to the nines while clutching a pricey Coach bag? Although, we noticed she was wearing some pantsuits more than once during the campaign season, Hayashi is still the model for style in the East Bay and could give her rival Ellen Corbett a few good pointers. You go, girl!

Scott Haggerty – We’ve mentioned Haggerty’s on-going taste for gray pinstriped double-breasted suits many times before. Add the white shock of a goatee and the look is a cross between Tammany Hall couture and a 1950s Las Vegas pit boss. In addition. when Haggerty gives a quick wink and a smile during Board of Supervisor meeting to the young fillies in the front row, the look is absolutely pimpin'!

Michael Gregory – The East Bay’s Mr. GQ, like former Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown must have been a fashion model in his younger days. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if Gregory once posed in his skivvies, hatchet in hand, for an L.L. Bean catalog, circa 1995.

Mark Salinas – Like, Gregory, Salinas has a nice array of suits in his arsenal and rocks the newsboy woven cap nicely, although, the looks sometimes veers into looking like that rich tio who walks into abuelas house in a nice peacoat and leather gloves on Christmas Eve—acting the big shot—but never bothering to bring any presents for the ninos. What kind of shit is that?

Rebecca Kaplan – Although she sometimes strikes us as looking like the Oakland City Council’s in-chambers bartender—sort of like Isaac from "The Love Boat" (also an Oakland native)—you have got to hand it to the vest-wearing Kaplan, it’s a bold look and she owns it.

Worst Dressed East Bay Politicians
Chris Peeples – The long-time member of the AC Transit Board of Directors doesn’t give a fig what he wears and the fact he looks like a haggard Burl Ives. That, or Peeples is actually wearing the high fashion line, Derelicte, featured in the film, Zoolander.

Stephen Cassidy
Stephen Cassidy – Stylistically, there’s not much you can do with the rotund Cassidy other than dress him up in all-black. However, Johnny Cash was the originally “man in black” who stood for the poor, disenfranchised common man. Cassidy has none of those personal attributes, whatsoever.

Mike Katz – Cassidy’s cohort use to be a big man, but dropped loads of L.B.’s a few years ago. Katz, a member of the San Leandro school board, can’t win for losing. Now, he’s too busy doing surveillance on the San Leandro Police Department doing surveillance on him doing surveillance on them to buy pants that fit.

Michael Sweeney – When you’re a mayor that won 98 percent of the vote in 2010, you could really care less about how you look, right? The unshaven Sweeney is rarely seen in a suit, but seems to get the job done even without ever hearing his name and “GQ” uttered in the same sentence. We think he would wear baggy, zebra print, MC Hammer pants to meetings if he could get away with it.

Mark Green – What can you say about the baritone, now-former Union City mayor who always appeared like he had just entered City Hall chambers following a three-mile jog in his suit complete with New Balance running shoes? We’re going to miss Green.

4 comments :

Mike & Marga Lacabe couples not only the worst dressed but also hypocrites.

The question is ... How many of those outfits Mary has been wearing over the past 6 years were purloined from the Bay Area's best retailers?

Or are we supposed to believe she got caught on her very first attempt?

By MW:

Concerning the comment of 5:40PM.

I am sure it was her one and only time taking merchandise out of a store without paying for it, since: one, she said it was nothing more a careless mistake, and I know a politician wouldn't lie; and two, furthermore, I am also sure that spending time as a high ranking politician never turns the type of characters who generally go into politics into creatures who think the rules do not apply to them.

In fact, I am also sure that politics almost never attracts weasels, crooks, phonies, thieves, demagogues, charlatans, and pathological liars, but instead in virtually all cases it attracts only the finest and most honest members of the population.

So therefore I think Alameda County should institute an "improved" version of "free speech" it which it will be illegal to insult, or even question the motives, of any of our local politicians.

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