2014 YEAR-IN-REVIEW | Over the past five years, the annual East Bay Citizen collection of the best political quotes have shown a distinct pattern in odd years--notably, non-election years. The most unique utterance often leans toward the absurd. Last year, for instance, the top quote was not blatantly political, but revealed, in stark relief, just how bad the local corporate media has become. However, in election years, like 2014, the best political quote has always highlighted the few sentences that encompass the biggest news story of the year. After a few interested East Bay races were unfortunately snuffed out in the June Primary, Oakland's mayoral race ultimately took top billing for much of the year and, unsurprisingly, so did its most poignant quip. Before you learn the Best Political Quote of 2014 below, here are a list of some of the best from the year's past, starting with Oakland:
|Mayor Jean Quan compared herself to |
President Obama in 2014.
-Joe Tuman, April 3, at an Oakland mayoral candidates forum dedicated to public safety.
“The fact is these coin-operated politicians don’t run on promises of mediocrity or abysmal results. Yet, election after election it’s all we get.”
-Saied Karamooz at a candidates forum at City Hall in August, with the best of his many zingers lodged toward the city's leadership.
Peter Liu was one of the few East Bay
politicians who became nationally known.
-Peter Liu, a long-shot Oakland mayoral candidate, in a questionnaire asking how he would work the Oakland City Council.
“Why am I running? Because I am seeking, after 12 long years, to replace the chaos, the conflict and the confusion that has existed on the City Council and replace it with collaboration, coordination and communication.”
-Michael Johnson, the alliterative District 6 Oakland City Council candidate at a forum in early August.
Assemblymember Bill Quirk and Jaime Patino
kept their AD20 race positive, but not without a
few biting one-liners.
-Jaime Patino, during a forum Arpril 25 in Fremont, when he does something most Republicans were not dare do, he strongly supports same-sex marriage.
“He might be a rocket scientist, but when it comes to public policy, his ideas are way out of this orbit.”
-Jaime Patino, skewering his Democratic opponent, Assemblymember Bill Quirk, at the California State Republican Convention in Burlingame last March.
“Well, they have perhaps found a theme.”
-Bill Quirk, in late March after his primary opponents repeatedly battered him over his support for the Calpine energy plant. At the same event, Quirk called the natural gas-fired power plant, “quite healthy.”
“Well, I think it’s just Leland Yee. I don’t know of any others.”
-Bob Wieckowski coyly responds when asked about the spate of political scandals involving Asian American legislators (i.e. Leland Yee and Mary Hayashi—Wieckowski’s opponent in the June primary.)
|Rep. Mike Honda|
-Ernie Konnyu, the former Republican South Bay representative from the 1980s, comes out of political purgatory on the side of Ro Khanna and becomes a prolific tweeter.
“Does Washington really need more lawyers?”
-Hugh Bussell, the lone Republican in the 15th Congressional District primary, makes a distinction between himself and Rep. Eric Swalwell and Ellen Corbett--both attorneys--at an April forum.
-Desley Brooks, in a lengthy screed in December against violent protesters in Oakland and the corporate media's coverage.
|Rep. Barbara Lee|
“I’m not trying to spy on anyone. If we were, we wouldn't be having this discussion.”
-Paul Rolleri, Alameda's police chief, speaking at discussion in February over the city's proposed use of license place readers on patrol cars.
|Oakland Councilmember Dan Kalb|
-Dan Kalb, Oakland council member, declared special interests in Sacramento torpedoed a bill calling for cellphones to have a kill-switch to discourage rampant theft. Later, the Legislature passed the bill.
-Mark Salinas, Hayward council member in January, lamenting the city's food desert amid a proliferation of liquor stores.
|Hayward Mayor Barbara Halliday|
“Each of them, now, is on my personal shit list,”
-Chris Daly, the former San Francisco supervisor and current member of SEIU Local 1021's leadership team, issuing a threat against the Hayward City Council after it imposed a five percent wage cuts on its members.
-Libby Schaaf, Oakland's future mayor, merges her "Made in Oakland" pedigree with a sense she can bring more effective leadership to the city, with a jarring one-liner to end the political commercial below:
2012 - Pete Stark. "If I we’re a lawyer--I would call that bribery, but I’m not a lawyer, so I’ll let Mr. Swalwell define what he thinks taking all this money from people he gave special zoning privileges is.
2011 - Ken Pratt. "I nominate her [Jean Quan] the queen of residential blight."
2010 - Bill Lockyer. "I'm just a volunteer."
2009 - Pete Stark. "Well, I wouldn't dignify you by peeing on your leg. It wouldn't be worth wasting the urine."